Saturday, July 28, 2007 ; 10:35 AM {♥}
okayy okayy!!!
i found this website with super funny jokes!
i'll post some up so you can see how funny it is!
GOSH.
maybe your dont think its funny. but when i read it, i juat felt that it was funny lorr.
HAHAH.
pls note: CREDIT GOES TO
http://jokediary.com/2007_07_01_archive.html
its always good to give the credit to original author.
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1. WEDDING
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life," her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.
The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"
2. POSITIVE
Man: Oh God, please help me! My life is so negative now. My son is a drug addict, my daughter is a prostitute and my wife is a gambler.
God: Is there anything positive in your life then?
Man: Yeah, I'm HIV positive!
3. PICTURE TAKING
Be Careful When you take picture.
True Story
I was taking a shower when my 2-year-old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so I ran for my camera and took a few shots. They came out so well that I had copies made and included one with each of our Christmas cards. Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting I take a closer look. Puzzled, I stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to my son, I had captured my reflection in the mirror -wearing nothing but a camera!
4. HUSBAND SHOPPING CENTRE
A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened where a woman could go to choose from among many men for a husband. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place. So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men.
First floor: the door had a sign saying "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and say "Well that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up they go. Second floor says "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking" Hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder what's further up?".
Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." Wow, say the women! Very tempting, but, there's more further up!? And so again, they go up.
Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak." Oh, mercy me. But just think!?!?! What must be awaiting us further on!
So up to the fifth floor they go. The sign on that door said: "This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping, and have a nice day."
that's all for today.
OH GOSH.
im so gonna continue reading those jokes.
HAVE FUN PEOPLE!
P.S. im sick. urghh.
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